Goblin
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 Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: Is your family "Tactical" Here's how you can tell |
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1. Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.
2. You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed in a tactical chow line at five meter intervals.
3. Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, PCI, and cover your convoy checklist.
4. Your children clear their PLCC card before they go to college.
5. Your wife has more jumps than most LTs in the company.
6. Your kids call the yard their AOR.
7. Your kids call their mother "9er Domestic."
8. Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.
9. You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
10. Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations.
11. You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.
12. You do your "back to school" shopping at the Army Surplus.
13. Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy."
14. Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle."
15. Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your commander's.
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